“Hi, my name is Chloe. I am not a member of any gym, have never been a member anywhere, and I have never worked out in my life.”
There. I said it.
Don’t get me wrong, though. Ninety percent of people I know do workout. It’s just not for me. (Yeah, I’m too lazy.) But I do go to one particular gym for one reason alone: TO EAT. Ever heard of that one? I know it’s new to you. So let me explain. Most everyone I know is a member of Lifetime Fitness (I have no affiliation whatsoever). They have a cafe called LifeCafe. They make sandwiches, soups, salads, pizzas, wraps, and burritos on the premises. Fresh and from scratch. They have specials that change everyday — $2, $3, $4, $5 corresponding to snack, breakfast, lunch, dinner. I go for the $3 breakfasts.
Today’s $3 breakfast was a 6-inch Huevos wrap. It even came with a side of fruit. YES, Virginia, three dollars. Three. Dollars!!! The wheat wrap was filled with an omelet, fresh cilantro salsa, refried beans, three cheeses. It has no preservatives and no artificial anything. It was surprisingly delicious. The dude chef told me it only has 510 calories. Not that I care. I tuned him out as soon as he started talking about low fat content. Why? Because I got TWO. For my self. Because I knew one will not be enough. So folks… please, do NOT try this at home. I have superpowers that allow me to eat obscene amounts of food. And besides, I really don’t care about weight. Health nuts who don’t eat are boring people and chubby ones are FUN.
Oh and I saw these awesome snacks there, too. Soooo good.
You do not have to be a member to eat at the cafe. You just need to sign-in on the sign-in sheet on the front desk/lobby.
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